Once upon a time,
Silly Willy was walking down the street.
Pretty Woman was walking down the street.
They both bumped into each other.
The moment they saw each other, they knew they were perfect for each other.
It was love at first sight.
At that very moment, they went to the 'Pejabat Pendaftaran Perkahwinan' and got married.
They then live happily together.
But, wait that's not the end.
One day, Silly Willy and Pretty Woman had a big fight.
Pretty Woman found out that Silly Willy is a GAY. And Silly Willy found out that his wife, Pretty Woman is a lesbian.
They then went to the court and they divorced.
After a few years,
Silly Willy and Pretty Woman who were both walking in the same direction was just about to bump into each other. But, before that, they saw Silly Lily and Handsome Man bumping into each other. Silly Willy and Pretty Woman both started to recall back the memories when they first met and then ran towards each other and hugged each other. They then decided to get married and live together again. And this time, they managed to get a son and a daughter. The son was a good-looking one and the daughter, unfortunately had a mental problem just like his dad... They were both named Mad Maddy and Gorgeous Man.
Silly Lily and Handsome Man were caught in a tragic car accident and they both died. They did not end up living happily ever after. They end up dying happily together.
Silly Willy was walking down the street.
Pretty Woman was walking down the street.
They both bumped into each other.
The moment they saw each other, they knew they were perfect for each other.
It was love at first sight.
At that very moment, they went to the 'Pejabat Pendaftaran Perkahwinan' and got married.
They then live happily together.
But, wait that's not the end.
One day, Silly Willy and Pretty Woman had a big fight.
Pretty Woman found out that Silly Willy is a GAY. And Silly Willy found out that his wife, Pretty Woman is a lesbian.
They then went to the court and they divorced.
After a few years,
Silly Willy and Pretty Woman who were both walking in the same direction was just about to bump into each other. But, before that, they saw Silly Lily and Handsome Man bumping into each other. Silly Willy and Pretty Woman both started to recall back the memories when they first met and then ran towards each other and hugged each other. They then decided to get married and live together again. And this time, they managed to get a son and a daughter. The son was a good-looking one and the daughter, unfortunately had a mental problem just like his dad... They were both named Mad Maddy and Gorgeous Man.
Silly Lily and Handsome Man were caught in a tragic car accident and they both died. They did not end up living happily ever after. They end up dying happily together.
-THE END-
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